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But I digress. . .
What I'm really looking for here is an affair -- 'friends with benefits', a regular fuck buddy, a fling, someone to become my new-best-favorite-number-one-concubine. . . whatever you want to it. I hate labels - they can be too confining. The point is, I've decided this is something I need to do at this point in my life. This is part escape, part fantasy, and part of an effort to keep me sane. Few of the driving reasons for this would stand up in court, but it's what I have to work with. Suffice it to say, I have all the requisite justifications worked out in my little mind, and I am at peace with the whole thing.
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So, if you choose to respond (don't laugh. . . it could happen), please include the following:
* A face picture -- preferably yours. No pic? All will be forgiven if your reply is a good read.
* A brief description of yourself and what you're looking for.
* Some sort of commentary to indicate that you actually read this ad.
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