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She caught me off guard, and being a bit of a smart ass, it was only too easy to reply: "What exactly do you mean by crazy-big curves?"
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"Tit monster? Monster booty? Is that like the cookie monster?" I asked.
"What the?"
"You know the blue fuzzy guy he loves cookies, he craves cookies, he lives for cookies the guy known for saying Me want COOKIES! that guy the cookie monster, who incidently does not actually have his own cookies he is not made of cookies "
"Yeah I know the cookie monster. But stop being evasive. Back to the question. Who do you pick?"
This answer really annoyed her! "I choose both."
"You pick both boobs and booty? how typical "
"No, silly, I pick someone with assets both mental and physical"
"What? You cant have it both ways, it does not work like that!"
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"ArrrGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!! Thats not what I meant. You cant have it both ways because such a woman could not possibly exist."
Now I had her where I wanted her "Look in the grand scheme of things it is ridiculously improbable that I myself should exist: a tall brainy creative wildman artist and professional who somehow manages to still be upbeat even as the world goes crazy. And the fact that I am single makes this all the more improbable. Dont you agree? So if I can exist, chances are, out there, somewhere, is a splendid lass meeting all of your criteria. And whats more, I bet she might even like to meet a fellow like me who thinks outside of the box, a fellow who would appreciate a unique person like her with as we might say more to offer."
"Okay, if such a person exists how do you expect to meet her? I still say you only will find one or the other, and not both."
"Oh that part is easy! I am going to run a posting on slist."
"Yeah, like that could ever work! I hear that all those ads ever do is attracted automated replies from who knows where."
"Yes, but I am going to request that they include the catch phrase "Both indeed!" in the title line of the their reply and then we shall see!"