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Looking for an end table for you duaghter? There is only ONE reason a woman reads the personals on CL. She is looking for a table for her daughter didnt know these venues were here. You start out by reading a few, came across mine think "WTH" he sounds cute, Ill send him a reply well see what happens.
You lucky thing you; you hit the pot; you found Price Charming, full mouth of perly whites, head of golden hair, impeccable dresser, the car, money to burn the patients of Jobe. Oh yeah I forgot; hes a retired surgeon with mega bucks to spend wants to tour the world for a few years if youll go with him.
Yeah Right. Thats why you are still looking. The loneliest are the last to land a guy if at all. Why? They justisify their taking so long becasue their standards are so high. Yup if a guy gets to close they bump the standards just in case.
I see these woman on the dating sights all the time with impossible to meet requirements. I undersand that after 20 -25 years with the father of your that he gave up that roll all the others a long time ago You finally got rid of him, are fine on thier own, you may have gone back to college to finish your degree or get one that will support you. You got the perfect place to live; love your neighbors job, one of the came up with a GK for you already, you have your plants your fav toy in the night stand drawer.
Ok So things are so perfect tell me again why your are looking for lamp tables on CL???
This was written a little tongue in cheek this is not my first time at the Rodeo. If you think youre interested take 2 asprin go to bed early youll get over it. If youre really going to resond put on your Big Girl Pants make what you send me good or you know whatll happen yup the God of Bad Medphores will just ruin it for you like a night table with 3 legs???
I cant beleive the number of times Ive had to come back fix the typos in this poting.
If I didnt get them all let me know. I just hate it when the happens.

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